Embroidered pooping dog hats for humans

Good dogs.
Questionable manners.

Your favorite breed, caught mid-squat doing the deed. Sometimes funny, sometimes not. Relaxed cotton caps for dog people with a sense of humor.

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Made to order. Worth the double take.

The Frenchie Cap with embroidered dog artwork, lifestyle view Caught in the act.
For the dog peopleA little less well-behavedCaught in the act

Meet the usual suspects

Pick your partner in crime.

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The Labrador Cap with embroidered dog artwork, lifestyle view

The story is pretty simple

You know that look.

The eye contact. The terrible timing. The complete lack of shame. If you have a dog, you already get it.

The Squat puts those very dog moments on things you actually want to wear. A little cute. A little inappropriate. Entirely your kind of thing.

Find your dog

Out in the wild

Walk. Coffee. Repeat.

For your daily route and whatever your dog has planned.

Good questions

Before you head out.

Are these hats for humans?

Yes. The dog is the design. You are the one wearing the hat. Pick from eight breeds, each available in 16 colors.

When will my order ship?

Each cap is made to order. Production typically takes about a week before shipping, and tracking is sent when it is on the way. Shipping time is additional.

How do the hats fit?

Every breed comes on the same low-profile, unstructured cotton twill cap. One size, with a pre-curved visor and an adjustable tri-glide buckle. Pick your dog, then your color.